That’s all that matters.
First of all, why does a dog need a degree? Dogs are already taking all the good jobs you can get without a degree like telling blind people where to go. This is bullshit. Yeah, I’m unemployed. Why do you ask?
Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself From January In Which You Covered Your Face For A Reason Wednesday.
I wrote as a caption to this photo (titled Camera Obscura):
More goals for 2009: Care less what people think about me. Be happier being me. Stop hiding behind the camera, behind the words, behind the work. Look them in the eye and say, this is who I am. Be ok with who that is.
I honestly think I achieved that goal. And I know this is going to sound weird, but I have all of you to thank for that. There have been a few other factors, but you have no idea how your friendship, support and acceptance of me has helped me in my effort to like myself and be proud of who I am.
Thank you.
No, YOU’RE crying.
1) make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside, 2) squeeze your thumb as hard as you can, 3) put your right index finger down your throat. your gag reflex is gone.
This soooooooooo works! This is awesome! And may prove useful for…erm… yeah, brushing teeth. Or something.(via echeverria)
Omg wtf.HOLY FUCK
oh my god, that’s weird.
Shit.
that is fucking weird,
and i have absolutely no idea why i just did thatthats really weird.
this could be useful
lmao. wtf how does that even work? (also can’t believe I just did this.)
SDFSKDJFKSFD. I HAVE SO MANY USEFUL USES FOR THIS. SO MANY USEFUL USES. MOSTLY INVOLVING A REALLY REALLY DIRTY ACT.
SAHGDGH NOT FOR ME FUCK I JUST ALMOST PUKED.
im not doing this but lololol i would have irl died if this was in fact false and you guys all did it
holy hell, that actually worked. jfc. i’m sitting here completely stunned.
Weird.
Brushing my teeth just got WAY easier.
You are all invited to my place for … a party.
I trained myself to ignore my gag reflex over the course of 12 years of sexual activity and NOW….NOWWWWWWWW you tell me this?
OH GOD NO! I DID NOT MEAN *THAT*! WHEN WILL I LEARN TO LOOK AT THE POST BENEATH A SEEMINGLY OUT OF CHARACTER POST TO SEE IF IT MAYBE MEANS MASTURBATING!
I watched two (2) episodes of The Golden Girls this morning.
Just sayin.
You think you’re special? My sister and I can watch it ALL. DAY. LONG. And still want more. Cheesecake.
I'm so judgemental when I'm poor.
[Cashier hands me back my gift card with $0.36 left on it.]
Cashier: Don't spend it all in one place.
Me: Don't I have to spend it...here?
Cashier: Oh, right. I didn't think of that.
Me [internally]: And that's why you will probably have a long future with this company.
